Sunday, December 20, 2009

Fun with definitions

crabcha

3 comments:

  1. Scrachy... looks like one of those jumbles you have to enter to leave a comment someplace.

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  2. Actually it's a CAPCHA...you know, those annoying boxes we bloggers have to fill out correctly on some blogs or loose what we've just commented if we spell it wrong? i HATE THOSE! I use them for material on my blog. What i do is when i comment on a blog that has them, i look for the ones that might make a funny word and hit print screen then photoshop it to make definitions up around it..and then i ususally attach it's origin to the "trailer" culture..i know, i'm going to hell...

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  3. Hands scrachy? Scalp scrachy? Feet scrachy? Crotch scrachy? Try Anti-Scrachy Scraching Scrachable Scrach spray!

    It'll stop the scraching INSTANTLY!

    side effects include: nausea, vomiting, loss of fingers (any and all offensive digits responsible for scraching), eyes, and teeth. Don't use if you are currently suffering from psoriasis, chicken pox, jock itch, vaginal yeast infection, athlete's foot, allergic reactions such as hives, sebborheic dermatitis, mosquito and other insect bites. Don't exceed recommended dosages and never under any circumstances take with alcohol, water, carbonated beverage, juice, or milk. Taking product with 100 pounds of chocolate while watching the Harlem Globetrotters is not recommended. Every 45 seconds a house catches on fire. Good luck!

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